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As long as I get to keep the womb when I'm done, I can't wait for science to catch up with trans womb transplants smh
Would you get pregnant, carry, and birth a baby for $600,000,000
#funny#also yes i would#trans#yea alright#better than my current job#it does depend on when the money comes in#cus idk if i could live for 9 months on my current savings#alas#why must it be hypothetical#not breeding kink just trans#well#i mean#no I shan't
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Its been said before but gosh its so annoying to only feel creative/energized when you don't have time too. And then when you do have time to create your brain just--blanks :p
#why brain#why must you always live in the hypothetical future?#how am I every gonna get this WIPs done?
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You guys know on how InuYasha, the few times he talks about it, badmouths his father and says he doesn't care to avenge his death when he battles Ryukoltsei?
I wonder if InuYasha starts to regret his mindset towards his father once he himself becomes a father. Or at the very least, he starts to understand his father better. Especially if you want to go by the Movie 2 canon where part of Toga's death was from protecting InuYasha and his mom.
Just makes me wonder if InuYasha looks at Moroha or any of his other children and has the thought that it'd break his heart if any of his kids felt resentment towards him like he felt for his own father, especially when everything he ever does is to protect them. And I wonder if it makes InuYasha start to look at his father's memory differently, now that he's a parent himself and would do anything and everything to protect his kids, even if it meant dying and leaving them without a father.
Not that he'd go and try to get himself killed, as he wants to actually be alive so they don't have to grow up like he did, but you know he'd sacrifice himself if it meant his children could live, just like his father did for him (according to movie 2).
I don't know, I just wonder if InuYasha starts to ever regret the way he looked at his father's memory back when he was a teen once he becomes a father to Moroha and starts to understand his father's actions as a parent now that he himself is a parent. Ya know what I mean?
#not that Inuyasha will ever have to worry about missing his daughter's life because nothing bad ever happens to break any of them apart#and the same for any other potential children he and Kagome has#its just a hypothetical#Yashahime? i don't know her#all I know is Teenage InuYasha vs. Papayasha#and how differently the 2 must have thought on the same topics#like their father. and how InuYasha felt so bitter or angry at his dad for leaving him in the name of protecting him#while simultaneously secretly yearning and missing the opportunity to know him#versus Papayasha who looks at Moroha & any other potential kids with the overwhelming understanding that they are his whole world#and he'd do anything to protect them. including laying down his life if it came down to it#& how he realizes that his father felt the same way for him & in that way Inu starts to understand his father in ways he didn't before#but he also understands how hard it is to survive without a parent esp. as a hanyou & refuses to let himself get killed battle-#-leaving Moroha and his other kids at the mercy of struggling in the world without his protection#so he resolves himself that. while he is willing to die for his kids. he must work even harder to STAY ALIVE for them above all else#so that they never have to grow up without him and wonder if he even cared or why he wasn't with them#the way he did with his own father#inuyasha#inukag#moroha#moroha higurashi#inukag child#inukag baby#inukag family#inu no taisho#inuyasha family#inuyasha movie 2#inuyasha headcanons#inuyasha theory#post canon
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Did some outfit sketches for Stacey cause my girl deserves some cute outfits for the summer!
(Read tags for more info if you’d like)
#the first outfit comes from my most recent nordegrim piece#the second one I made for a panel edit#so it’s the outfit I think she’d wear to the beach at the beginning of volume 4 if she went#I just added some pizzaz to it cause it was rather simple in the panel edit (that I’m not going to share)#the third outfit is based on that one bust drawing Bryan made for a Scott pilgrim website#that I believe you can find at the back of the colour edition for volume 4#and the fourth I made on my own#I just wanted to put her in a chunky cardigan and wear a cute dress :]#I found a chunky cloud cardigan while looking at refs and I thought it was cute so I put her in it (added the buttons myself btw)#I’m not sure if it’s something she’d actually wear but shhhh it’s cute she’d wear it on like a casual date or something#if you want to draw her the ones I designed myself (3rd one doesn’t count cause I took a hypothetical stacey look and just completed it)#*draw her in (why must I forget ‘in’)#go on ahead cause id love to see them :]#idc if i made any mistakes this is just some sketches I decided to colour in#same pose for all of them too cause I’m lazy and also it’s just concept designs nothing fancy#gonna stop with the tags cause there are too many now and I’ve been talking too much her ok bye hope you like the outfits! :D#*here#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim comic#scott pilgrim takes off#stacey pilgrim#HER <3333333#<-#my new personal tag for Stacey cause um yeah HER
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now that we’re on the topic i would fucking love to read through the sheet music for nerdy prudes must die… not even to play or try and put on my own performance but just so i could read it and follow along with the show to try and work out all the harmonies
#this is a complete hypothetical#i get why it’s not available ofc and why thats not something you can access or even something theyd want to try and market or sell#but in the way of like.#imagine i could check it out of a library and just have one or two watch throughs of the show with it in front of me#and finally FINALLY pick out all the different notes im hearing clearly so it all clicks together in my brain#i dont even really do that much music anymore so my sheet reading skills are probably out the window#regardless imagine how fun that would be to just peruse the score while you listen to the songs#would heal something in me i think#i dont want/need to own it and certainly wouldnt want it for like putting on my own show or reproducing it or anything like that#i just think it would be fun to flip through like a magazine like a coffee table book like a film script#anyway you should all totally buy the bonus content and digital download of npmd if you havent already it is 100% worth it#im having the time of my life#TEAM STARKID I LOVE YOUUUUUUU#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#tilda rambling
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Kit, kit kit!!! In the couples counseling AU what would a anakin do if Obi-Wan seriously started considering dating someone else for real? Or like, what if Ashoka starts introducing potential partners for Obi-Wan?!
oooo what a question ok
i think honestly anakin would be able to rationalize it to himself after some very late night pacing. he would think ah yes this is great because obi-wan my most beloved master deserves more than casual one night stands in the lower levels with people who don't know to touch him worshipfully after all his body has been through and done for the republic and the galaxy. it's the people sleeping with obi-wan, that's the problem! that's what anakin doesn't like! obi-wan deserves to be vulnerable and feel safe with someone, he deserves someone to kiss up and down the lightning scars decorating his chest, the saber wound scar on his thigh, the freckles over his shoulders, the---
ANYWAY, what anakin means to say is it's a GREAT idea for obi-wan to start dating around. he deserves to find someone like anakin's angel.
of course, for safety concerns, anakin will need to meet them immediately and vet them to make sure their intentions are true and pure when it comes to his master. it's very important they pass the anakin test before spending alone time with his master. that's his master.
#asks#couples counseling au#obikin#yes sheari would have a field day with this#whiich would end probably with her asking if anakin can think of any of their friends HYPOTHETICALLY who would pass the anakin test#people he already loves and respects: could they date obi-wan?#anakin: why what have you heard who has said they wanted to tell me right now#but in general i think anakin would be able to rationalize his jealousy to make it make sense#but his jealousy/hurt about obi-wan considering taking another padawan??? that is personal#because anakin is obi-wan's padawan#that's a space he's filled before#but he's never dated obi-wan so it feels less like a replacement of him#so he must be angry and on edge because obi-wan's probably gonna date some scumbag senator beneath him#(meanwhile his wife. a senator: what did you just say about senators?)
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jim gordon must die episode 3: cryptocurrency hater jim gordon
We discuss S1E3 of Gotham, 'The Balloonman.' This episode is good, actually.
Typical content warnings for discussion of fictional police brutality, and then also, I guess, cartoonish murder by weather balloon.
#jgmd#jim gordon must die#gotham#ceruleanrambling#hypothetically also on the RSS feed. not sure why pocket casts won't refresh it properly#alternate title: Balloon Go Up#alternate title: dimitri from odessa#alternate title: hope things improve for this dope soul
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ive been trying for 30 mins to write a post about why the Web's plan is still confusing, but I think I should face the truth and admit to myself that it's not that it makes no sense, it's just... so convoluted
#they needed jon to kill jonah cause it seems like only he could call him down#and they couldnt go through with the original plan because.... tbh still not sure on that one. at least not with the reasoning annabelle#gives. assuming that how everything works out now is how they intended it to#which it must be because if jon was ever ever going to consider 'letting anyone else feel that guilt' he sure as hell wasn't now that he#got introduced to the plan while a giant spider dangled his boyfriend above a pit. not conducive to jon cooperation#so originally spidermartin would have driven him to burn the archives and kill jonah. but theyre bond is too strong now so even if martin#would be spiders Jon wouldnt do the plan. .... huh#i just dont get that leap#why does their bond being stronger make jon less willing to burn it all down. so to say#would he want to keep his promise to martin and not become the pupil? but he did! he does! he does even when martin ISNT spiders! aaah#one thing that could make everything more elegant is if Annabelle wasnt telling the whole truth. she says they need to kill 'the pupil'#jon has been described as 'the pupil' as early as s2. and why would the Fears follow his voice on the tapes#and not just stick with his voice in jon the person?#solution; not only does the pupil have to die and the archives burn down at the same time#but jon has to be the pupil when it happens#... except that ALSO doesnt work because according to Jon Annabelle wasnt lying when she said that this would allow them both to 'survive'!#so unless we read the transcript in very bad faith and assume that she was talking about the hypothetical scenario of íf the fears leave;#then youll live; (but for them to leave youll have to die) this solution is out as well#but it would mean theyd need martin unspidered because hed be the only person able to kill jon when hes the pupil because 'it feels right'#(throwback to 178)#tma#tma meta#joos yaps#delete later#a mag a day#tma s5#one nearly incoherent ramble later.....#if anyone has a good Watsonian solution to tie everything up neatly plz link me to a post
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The more I think about it, the more I think that maybe the Huntsman killed Ylfa's grandmother, and further, that Ylfa's grandmother was the werewolf. In many versions of the story, Little Red meets a wolf and trusts to reveal where in the woods she's headed -- at which point the wolf beats her to her grandmother's cottage, eats the grandmother, dons her clothing and takes her identity. But this Little Red seems a bit world-weary even before she gets wolfed, and Emily specifically places emphasis on Ylfa having unwavering respect and loyalty for authority figures. She might not trust any old wolf, but she would trust the Huntsman.
As for Getting Wolfed, either the Huntsman was a werewolf (he could even in some ways be a form of the Wolf, as both deal in Death, and both kill to eat), Ylfa's grandmother was a werewolf (Ylfa's lycanthropy being genetic in the context of Little Red Riding Hood as a story about coming of age would be a super interesting take imo; also, would satisfy well with the deliberate parallels drawn between Ylfa and her grandmother), or perhaps the Wolf gifted Ylfa her lycanthropy by other means (per se, not as a werewolf but as a spirit of Death).
#neverafter spoilers#neverafter#i have sooooo many thoughts on why Ylfa's grandma was the werewolf#tw for like . intense descriptions of murder and corpse desecration to follow but#there is a hypothetical world in which the huntsman kills and skins grandmother and then wears her skin to try to get to ylfa#like i feel like if he knew the grandmother was a werewolf hed also suspect her bff ylfa of being one#and maybe in her second incarnation her family knew and even corroborated out of fear of ylfa and grandmother#hence the bloodier end#because it cant just be ylfas actions that changed it must have been the story itself!! there must have been something inherently more#gruesome here#for incarnation 1 tho he definitely isnt involved at least to ylfas knowledge#but the horrific possibilities if ylfa dies again#which the whole gang probably will lbh#im soooo interested in ylfas backstory i cant wait until we find out how she got wolfed#fish.txt#also full disclosure i havent seen the new adventuring party yet !! will watch tmro :)
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It's so funny that all the text-generating AI I've seen have guidelines against smut and violence because I asked Chat GPT to generate a weird tumblr shitpost and it refused on the basis of sex and violence.
#tumblr#it must think we only talk about girlcock and hunting jeff bezos for sport and fucking that old man and drowning the hypothetical boyfriend#in vanilla extract and -#okay i see why#but i think the ai should be allowed to go ham#hal rambles#not pro ai for commercial uses - just messing with it out of curiosity
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If you happen to have any requests for merlin related drawings: I am desperately in the thrawls of obsession lmao
#its bc im on a narut0 hiatus. by my system is to watch until it starts to give me a headache#thats why im still not finished after a year. im just rewatching t4skmaster until i get bored and go back#but bbc merlin is currently a tumor in my head lol#probably bc im also slightly obsessed with religion atm and the hypothetical struggle between Christianity and the old religion in merlin#is like so good. but im ya kno a bit. *ambitious wave of hand* overly academic and neurodivergent lol#and posting at 8.30am bc i dont wanna go do my job lol#also im sorry if i ignore requests after asking for them. i have so many that sit in my head#and i love them all but making them exist is a matter of magic and luck lmao#unrelated#hhhh also im so tired and need to focus on my photosynthesis doc 😫 bc i must be doing 10 things at once constantly or i die
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me, encountering a photoshoot of or interview with an actor who plays a fictional character I am Not Normal about, out of costume and character and living their life as an actor, unexpectedly and abruptly reminding me that the fictional character does not in fact exist or have a life or interiority and is in fact portrayed by a Real Fucking Person who does exist and has thoughts and goals and dreams and a whole life entirely unrelated to that nonexistent fictional character, and could hypothetically stumble across my Being Not Normal On The Internet about one of many characters they pretended to be in exchange for a paycheque: ah lads not again
#yes I am aware that some actors do get as attached to (some of) their characters and flesh them out the same way I might#but also like. how fucking weird must it be to just be doing a job for a paycheque#a job you probably like! but still a job. and like. a role you have no particular attachment to you're just reading the lines they gave you#and some rando comes along with all these like. ~deep insights into the psyche of~ this made-up guy with your face#and all of those ~deep insights~ are equally made up#anyway I Know know that it's all just an elaborate game of pretend but sometimes. sometimes the real world intrudes unexpectedly#and sometimes you find out the actor's been reading fanfiction of his character smoochin' with another character#and could hypothetically have stumbled across your fervent and slightly feverish treatise on how that character likes to fuck#there is. a reason why we don't tell the people involved in making the canon about the fanfiction lol#to be clear. this dose of reality is not a bad thing. just makes it. extremely fuckin weird to think about the character for a bit.#yes i Know the character is not real and the actor is not the character. at all times.#but the reminder that the actor and I share a reality and they could hypothetically see me caring WAY too much about something they made?#unconscionable. when I am vampire witch queen of the universe actors will have to live in a pocket dimension where they can't get internet.#and can live their lives in blissful ignorance of the weird shit I want to write about nonexistent people who have their faces.
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god i love making people talk a lot about their fave character and it's a pleasant bonus if their fave character is also my fave character so don't you think i didn't read under the cut (i did i was very excited to get the answer With The Cut daemn) so yeah no i didn't get back to square one cause actually i had some thoughts and i think the most possible way for him to be is like. somewhere in-between? because yeah the possibility of him never growing out of his aoki era clothes (i presume, he must be used to this after years of being ryo aoki) is high cause at least that's the clothes he has now and that's how he rolls now and what not. but! i think he might lean a bit back to his emo swag era - not even close to how it was in his twenties, but i guess we can let the man have some bracelets or necklace - i have my doubts about him going back to politics (the man cringefailed so hard at this i would be ashamed to show my face in this field again daemn... but maybe he can put his skills to use at ijincho heck why not but that's the whole 'nother story) so i think he can allow himself to dress more freely while still stickin to his usual clothes. believe me you can't undo the damage to your brain and taste caused by emo goth swag era of your life im speaking from experience you can hide but you can't run. damn i hope it makes sense im too sleepy to sketch anything rn but ill do it later cause im haunted by visions byeeee
the inescapable hold of your goth era as a teenager/young adult is true and i was a fool to doubt it- it would manifest in one way or another you're right
#snap chats#yeah maybe like a necklace or something at most- again all i can imagine is just him in masumi's 20's clothes#thats the closest i can think of if not just going with a black suit and white dress shirt#keep it classy but keep it casual etc etc#idk im focing myself not to think hard on it cause if i do im gona sit here and try to think of a look for him#and i must be stronger than that i have to make soup. i also need to get more water#its the same reason why i will force myself not to contemplate what aoki's hypothetical endeavors would be#cause its true he probably woldnt be able to be something as influential as a governor again#ijincho woulda been an ironic route but weirdly /not/ the most impossible sounding thing to me#could be nice even#ANYWAY hope you come up with somethin if not for my eyeballs but just cause i know how insane someone can get when they have an idea#but cant execute it in a 'perfect' way 😩#good night anon :) i presume you're sleeping soon anyway but if not Just In General good night bruh
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ok actually, speaking of: i would like to take this moment to publicly acknowledge the fact that, last time i had a tumblr, i got in at least two separate reblog-chain arguments with @brotheralyosha where i was doing some version of NOPE YOU’RE WRONG CAPITALISM CAN BE GOOD ACTUALLY YOU’RE JUST GENERALIZING FROM BAD LIFE EXPERIENCES. and the reason that i remember so clearly that this happened is because, on multiple occasions over the past 4ish years, i’ve had cause to look back on those conversations and say--sometimes loudly, in the middle of unrelated conversations, causing a probably-unnecessary amount of surprise and confusion--the sentence “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MY COMMUNIST FRIEND WAS RIGHT ABOUT THIS TOO.”
#@brotheralyosha idk what political label(s) you actually use but as the story indicates i was at those times Very Dumb & Wrong Generally :D#so here is my overdue retroactive shoutout for not taking my shit & continuing to be right even when i was being very wrong VERY LOUDLY#on my docket of Future Actual Quality Post Attempts on here: why i think i clung to my wrongness so hard for so long#tl;dr i've openly thought & said meritocracy was/is bullshit ever since i was like 14 & started Actual Not Homeschool School#& realized how fuckin arbitrary & arbitrarily weighted Academic Talent is & how much suffering that weight produces#& i think the fact that i knew i believed that as like a super important core principle kept me from actually realizing#how terrified i am of the idea of a world in which i can't Objectively Mathematically Quantify my Value#because in a hypothetical world where we've all decided on a more humanist collectivist approach#i fundamentally do not trust my society or community to think of me as human enough to have value#AND REALIZING THAT WAS REALLY FUCKIN DEPRESSING LOL#like OH BOY THAT IS AN ENTIRE PROBLEM I DIDN'T REALIZE WAS THE PROBLEM I HAD#omg ok this is too much tag posting i must stop & go water the plants lmao ok bye
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me reading Action Comics 132 where FIVE more of Clark's cousins appear, two of which are first cousins:
#WHOSE CHILDREN ARE YOU PEOPLE?#why does Jonathan have so many siblings?😭😭😭#ok ok maybe three of them are Simon Kent's grandchildren#then the remaining two must be the children of either another unnamed Kent brother#or Minerva's kids from a hypothetical first marriage where her husband took her last name🤔#superfam#family tree#the Kents
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Question answered! Thanks OP you fucking idiot!
I am actually a bit sad that the answer turned out to be "mainstream media good" and "fanwork bad" though. :(
Was hoping for a more interesting definition of problematic beyond "things I like are fine, and things I don't like are not fine!" I guess I was being too optimistic about OP having sense.
i recommend being a fan of 1 problematic piece of media at least once in your life
#wincest...that's supernatural right?#Is that the ones with the twins?#I can't remember#either way question answered whoop!#but also sad it was so simple in the end#I feel like OP is probably reacting like Spongebob in that pic on the calmest rollercoaster ever. XDDD Very apt#actually why is it always the weirdly controlling ones that think people should watch something problematic?#They demand that people follow their orders in the notes...but they also demand people watch things that might be uncomfortable for them#but then they also think people who go around demanding things from others should not be on the internet#so...OP is basically doing the exact same thing as that hypothetical 32 year old Julia themselves...#but it's okay when they're doing it I guess?#“Do what I say but when others do this then I hate them!” situation? XD#fandom is as contradictory as ever lol#incest mention tw#paedophilia mention tw#abuse mention tw#I get what they mean about sounding like a wannabe villain though#OP definitely sounds like one...I wonder if their name is Julia. O_O#For those who might still be confused: OP is basically complaining about people not behaving the way they personally want them to#One of their complaint is that other people complain too much about other people not behaving the way they personally want them to#Yes it's very ironic#No I don't think they realise the irony so be gentle with them y'all!#no I dunno if OP is proship or anti or whatever other labels people are using these days don't ask me ^^;;;#And yes I'm very confused by the random insult they tacked on at the end too since they were just answering my question prior to that#still I work under the principle that if someone sends me an insult then I must return the flavour even if their hostility is very random#P.S. Yes OP is insisting that TV shows with incest and abused etc is okay but fanworks with incest and abuse etc is not okay#I don't think they've realised their hypocrisy in that either...#No I do not agree with OP they're very narrowminded
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